'Pirates or ninjas?' is a debate that has been going on with my friends and i for a long time.
So here are (my) pros and cons to each career, and if you have more, comment below.
Pirate Pros: Getting to sail the high seas searching for adventure. Getting to wear flashy clothing. Being able to brag about your exploits. Having the drinking tolerance of a nun.
Pirate Cons: The chances of being arrested are very high. If you lose your ship, you lose your lifestyle. If you do something wrong, you can get marooned. Your flashy clothes could get you killed. You run the risk of getting scurvy.
Ninja Pros: Chances of getting caught are slim. Nobody knows who you are. You earn money wherever, and whenever you want. You get to see lots of places, as you flee countries.
Ninja Cons: You can never have a trusting relationship, as you will always be keeping a secret from your significant other. You work at night, which involves sleeping in the daytime. You can never stay in one place for too long without running the risk of discovery. For their safety, you can not meet your family. Unless your family were also ninjas.
Comments? Keep them clean, and well written.
Ciao,
Abigail
